Over the festive season the blogsphere has been awash with happy feelings about the Time Magazine Person of the year – YOU.   Many bloggers have given themselves a 2.0 pat on the back.   I got that warm glow too, but then I felt  a little uneasy about it.  It felt a little “Brave New World” for my liking, but I wasn’t sure how to blog it.

I came across this post on Furious Seasons today via Nick Carr’s blog.  Nick called it a fine rant.

Read it.  I wish I could have written it…

This yearning we’ve got nowadays to be actualized through an idealized self that isn’t real at all, but that everyone thinks is real!, is pervasive and so deeply-enmeshed in our culture and who we are that I don’t even need to cite my sources—and to the point where Time magazine, as you no doubt know, has dubbed it all a social good, a flowering of democracy, and named the You of the Web 2.0 as its “Person of the Year.” (Apparently, reality took the year off—or is meta-reality, watered-down and flattened, the new reality?) I think that the social networking, YouTubery and such has its place and its uses (duh!). But the problem with it is that when real people (the flesh and blood ones) learn that they are nothing close to their hyper-idealized selves (and they will find out), then look out. Depression. Anxiety. Here come the SSRIs. This culture we have created makes us suckers for the quick fix—or, tragically, the quick end—because we are so desperate to see ourselves and our new next best friends in our perfect false world that we will take anything to get back to that sweet spot of self-actualization. We will do anything, except for the psychological grunt work that is truly required for any anti-depressant to be worth a shit in the first place.

I suppose it is odd to use Wikipedia to look up a quote for a post that dares to question omnipotence of  “you” but I have been called confused before.

Social Critic Neil Postman contrasts the worlds of 1984 and Brave New World in the foreword of his 1986 book Amusing Ourselves to Death. He writes:

What Orwell feared were those who would ban books. What Huxley feared was that there would be no reason to ban a book, for there would be no one who wanted to read one. Orwell feared those who would deprive us of information. Huxley feared those who would give us so much that we would be reduced to passivity and egoism. Orwell feared that the truth would be concealed from us. Huxley feared the truth would be drowned in a sea of irrelevance. Orwell feared we would become a captive culture. Huxley feared we would become a trivial culture, preoccupied with some equivalent of the feelies, the orgy porgy, and the centrifugal bumblepuppy. As Huxley remarked in Brave New World Revisited, the civil libertarians and rationalists who are ever on the alert to oppose tyranny “failed to take into account man’s almost infinite appetite for distractions.” In 1984, Huxley added, people are controlled by inflicting pain. In Brave New World,  they are controlled by inflicting pleasure. In short, Orwell feared that what we hate will ruin us. Huxley feared that what we love will ruin us


Huxley got the title from the Shakespeare’s Tempest.

“O wonder!

How many goodly creatures are there here!

How beautious mankind is!

O brave new world,

That has such people in’t!”

My first  new year’s resolutions is to read Brave New World again.  Second one is to  hug a journalist.


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Thinking about the user. SAP ZEN

This may seem at odds with some of my earlier enterprisey ranting.  I’m looking for balance, searching for mySAPZEN 2007.  Perhaps I have been reading too much Rednun and surfing too many design blogs.

Here at SAP we think a lot about processes.  I hear it all the time in the corridors and meeting rooms in Walldorf.  It is one of the main reasons for SAP’s success. It is goodness, and it is very tough to emulate.  (We are pretty damn good at the other bit of the iceberg it seems) It is a significant competitive advantage.

At the same time though, we do need to think more about the user,  once we have figured out who the user is.  Find a balance between process and user centricity

The reason why I’m writing this post at all is that I stumbled across something in SDN. David seems uncomfortable with concept of “enhanced user experience”, deriding it as selling Viagra.   I think he has it wrong on two counts.

1. Viagra has  helped many people. Don’t knock it.

2. Historically SAP’s single greatest competitive weakness is the user experience. I’ve spent the last 12 years in presales, and this is the one area where I would get beaten up time and time again.  At SAP we need to learn more from the Apples and Porsches of this world about the power of the aesthetic.  Bring on the enhanced user experience I say.

I’m probably harsher on the marketing function and how we sell  here at SAP than is good for my career, but a user focus is not just  developing a screen, it is about the whole company and the ecosystem. And if you have a minute, ask your mum. 

I’d suggest that anyone in the our enterprisey  world  involved in building processes that impact users spend a little time reading Kathy Sierra’s blog, creating passionate users.  Maybe start by looking  at this post on Featuritis . If Kathy seems a little on the wild side, then try Don Norman.

Perhaps I’m drinking too much design kool-aid, but if we don’t offer the user the enhanced experience they deserve, then some other vendor (and their consulting friends will)

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SaaS and Composition

Phil,  my favourite high priest of SaaS, posted recently on Composition.

My prediction is that 2007 is going to see an explosion of these DIY ‘enterprise mashup’ tools and applications, and that their adoption is going to fundamentally change the way we think about integration and customization.

 Phil is right. I suggest you read the whole post. There is  big change happening in the integration space. Lightweight, user driven integration will grow dramatically in 2007.  Phil is spot on: the business deskop will not be the same. I think Jeff and Rod are in the right place at the right time.

I’m not so sure that it spells the end of middleware though.  There are masses of complex business transactions that run without much user interaction, these won’t be mashed up anytime soon. 

My main gripe with Phil here is he makes out that composition is a SaaS thing. A trip over to SDN will point you to masses of composition and mash ups in the on-premise world.  The SaaS priesthood has a  faintly irritating habit of taking broad industry-wide innovations and annexing them as SaaSistics.

Best practice, Blackberry manners, Turkey and Christmas

The fastforward blog is well worth a visit.  The blog is a “companion” to a conference taking place in San Diego next year on Enterprise 2.0  That looks as if it will be a fabulous event.

The blog led me to a super post on blackberry cold-turkey.

I write from experience. I was a “Crackberry” addict. As I look back and see how often I was rude or inattentive, I am embarrassed. As I look back and see how often I responded in haste to an email in the midst of other activities, I am appalled

I too, have this vice.  Apologies to anyone I have offended with my blackberry obsession.At least from this evening until into the new year I will lock the blackberry away. My new year’s resolution is to be less blackberry besotted. 

Continuing the turkey theme, my vegetarian readers may wish to look away at this point.

In the UK and many of the former colonies, the turkey is the main Christmas fare.  Here  are some useful facts on Turkey consumption.  In the US 22 million turkeys will be consumed this Christmas, which is half that consumed at Thanksgiving.

Just to show you how far SAP has infiltrated your celebrations, Is your turkey best practice?  Watch this mid-market success video.

If you haven’t bought your turkey yet, make sure it is a Carolina turkey. Wishing you all a fantastic holiday season.

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5 Things you probably didn’t know about me.

Frank tagged me.

5 things you probably didn’t know about me.

1. Like Dennis, I was a goodish treble (soprano) singer.

2. My middle name is Witham.

3. My favourite author of all time is PG Wodehouse.

4. My favourite band is Lloyd Cole and the Commotions.

5. I played pool for relatively large sums of money while at university.

I tag Nigel James and Craig of SDN fame.


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What release are you on?

In many families, the Christmas holidays is the time to play games. Homes ring to the sounds of happy or not so happy people playing Trivial Pursuit, Scrabble, Charades, Cranium, Monopoly, Pictionary and so on. Details of our family Christmas will no doubt be recorded over on my wife’s blog.

Undergraduate university students, on the other hand,  play complex drinking games. Actually they do that all year long.

When I was at University I believe there were several games played by other people that involved bouncing a coin into a beer glass.  Apparently, this game takes lots of practice. I’ve been informed by a reliable source  that if you managed this feat, you could nominate a fellow player to have a gentle sip of his-her beverage.   It seems  if you managed it three times in a row, you could make a rule. Hypothetically speaking this game could continue, much like cricket, for a considerable amount of time. I  assume that after a while, the rules became so complex that only the law students could continue.

It has been suggested to me that the typical rules  included:  Only sip with your  left hand, only point with your elbow, place your other hand on your head, recite the motto on the beer can without looking  (Castle lager, the taste that stood the test of time; Black label, America’s lusty, lively beer )  address everyone by student number, hop on one leg and every sentence had to include one Latin maxim- without repetition or hesitation.  I could envisage that once you got the hang of the rules, someone would get it in four times in a row. Apparently they could then change any rule they like.  

If you would like more details, please refer to the wikipedia entry for the simpler, cruder, American version, called quarters. 

Enter the software release naming convention game. 

 Start with a three letter acronym for a company name. Bounce coin.  Add another acronym. Bounce coin.  Add another acronym. Bounce coin. Add a pronoun as a prefix. Bounce coin. Add an arithmetical sequence. Bounce coin. Add decimal points. Bounce Coin. Randomly skip bits of the said sequence.  Bounce coin. Add a year to it that has no relevance to the year in which the software ships. Bounce coin. Add an X. Bounce coin. Add powered by. Bounce coin. Create an internal technical name with another three letter acronym and its own numbering system. Bounce coin. Create integration concept with another three letter name. Bounce coin.  Start again.  Use up all marketing budget printing new extra long business cards.

When I look around, most software companies play this game.  You may have seen the Microsoft parody on youtube. (tip Seth Godin)

There is a tremendous amount of work going on at SAP to develop a culture of simplicity in development.  This is goodness, but I think we need to take the coins off  the product naming folks and lock them in a room with the simplicity gurus–  No more coin bouncing until you know and live  the laws of simplicity.

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Adobe Apollo and SAP, aka Basil don’t mention the GUI

The folks over at techcrunch have had a look at Adobe’s Apollo.

2007 will bring the launch of the much anticipated Adobe Apollo platform, a cross platform run time that will allow developers to take rich Internet applications, whether they be built on Flash, HTML, JavaScript and/or Ajax, and turn them into desktop applications.

Michael goes on to comment.

I had the opportunity to interview Kevin Lynch, Adobe’s senior vice president and chief software architect, about the upcoming launch of Apollo. Steve Gillmor joined me as well. Listen to the 37 minute podcast over on TalkCrunch, and let us know what you think Apollo’s “killer app” might be.

The cast is definitely worth listening to.  Michael sees email and calendaring  integration as the killer app, but I reckon there is a bigger play in the Enterprisey space.  Kevin and Steve mention the SAP-Flex stuff.  Adobe has the opportunity to become a major part the enterprise application experience, ERP CRM etc….

 I liked the term grown-up widgets.  Ans the cast was spot on when someone  said something like, “The  world work is a mixture of the cloud and the local machine.”

Matthias Zeller led me to the Techcrunch post. (Thanks)  He is a leading chap in the SAP-Adobe relationship. Judging by the name you would probably bet serious money that he works for SAP. Haaa he doesn’t. He is at Adobe. This destroys my theory that all clever Germans work at SAP. Check out Matthias’ slideshow from ASUG about how Adobe can change your SAP user experience. 

James from Redmonk is big on Adobe,  so am I: My blog is littered with Adobe SAP happy families.  Anything that makes SAP hipper and slicker  is goodness. 

Adobe is a big SAP user, so they have the opportunity to experiment with their own internal petri dish. I’d love to see what their internal ESS and MSS stuff looks like. (If anyone from Adobe is reading this, please drop me a note)

The enterprise user experience is going to change dramatically, check out Filip’s blog on SDN for more.  He explains muse and gives some good insight into what is cooking in the SAP kitchen.  All that SOA  business  is what helps make this stuff possible in an enterprisey context.

It might be fun to do demos again.

And that reminds me of another  sketch…..

When I wer’ lad, we had t’ demo wit’ dull thin html screen

You were lucky , when I were a lad we only had   SAP GUI

You were lucky, when I were a lad we had t’ demo with SAP GUI and all the demo data was in German

You wer’ lucky, when I wer’  lad we ha’ demo with a green screen in German and Assembler.

You were lucky when I were a lad we had to demo with an abacus.

We were happy in those days

Aye, but you never had to do a demo in a shoebox on the motorway while eating coal

If you try and tell the young folks of today, they won’t believe you..

The orignal, funnier version is here.



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